When you’re friend is having an argument with they’re parents

you’re just there like

blushings:

marvelman2000:

Smooth as fuck

Gotta learn this

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Argument I heard on the bus

  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

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Anonymous asked:
Hey there :) Yes you :) I don’t know if you’re tumblr famous or just a little blogger like me...but I’d guess that you probably get excited by the little red number 1 in your inbox :P So I’d just like to wish you a happy Christmas and say thank you for following me:) You truly are all amazing people and I love each and every one of you :) So thank you again, I hope you have an amazing Christmas and that your next year is filled with happiness :) – A fellow tumblr user <3

Thank you. Sorry i replied really late. I barely go online.

lahmps asked:
You got balls kid for stating you're 11 without pretending, you gots balls

Big ones. Haha

And a diet coke. Don’t wanna get to fat.

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Shit me and my bestfriend do

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